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2007

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Windows 95 lähdekoodi

/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date:
Summer 1994 -- Spring 1995

*/

#include "msdos.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

/*
  Reference: Internal memo #99281-95
  from: William H. Gates III
  to: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

  William H. Gates III wrote:
  "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY'
  installation-definition. It might prevent
  customers to think that they actually bought
  something 'good'. Therefore I want the
  installation-definition to be 'HARD'.

   Carry on,
   God Bill

  "
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD

void main() {

  while (!CRASHED) {

    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();

    do_nothing_loop();

    if (first_time_installation) {

      make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
      do_nothing_loop();
      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
      hang_system();

    }

    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed) {

      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      basically_run_windows_3.1();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_nothing_loop();

    }

  }

/*
  Reference: Internal memo #99683-95
  from: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
  to: William H. Gates III

  Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
  "Dear Sir,Since we have found that this last
  piece of code within the 'if'-statement will
  never execute, we decided NOT to include
  it in the final code. This way we will save
  at least another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!

  Thank you for listening to us,
  the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project

  "
*/
/*

  if (still_not_crashed) {

    write_cheer();
    finished();

  }

*/

  create_general_protection_fault();

}

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